Emo Kids Anonymous

EKA — The List

The Top 200 Emo Albums of All Time

A few weeks ago, my friend Hunter made a comment about what he believed to be the greatest emo album of all time and it got my little fisher price brain thinking, “what IS the best emo album of all time?”. Obviously this is an impossible question to answer. Wtf is emo? You could stop a handful of people and ask them and you’d get a handful of answers ranging from the copy pasta to MCR to Embrace to Hot Mulligan to Hawthorne Heights to Marietta to idk, MGK? Knowing all of that, my dumbass still decided to proceed with this project. Here’s how the list was put together: I sent the form to 300+ people and also asked some of them to send it around as well. There was no rules, no parameters of what is or isn’t emo, just “gimme ur list”. If you're wondering why so and so didn't participate, there's a good chance I sent it to so and so and they just didn't fill it out. there's also an equally good chance I didn't think to send it to so and so or I just forgot or I didn't know how to get in touch. I'm not a professional pollster I'm just a guy who had a bad idea. Of those 300 or so recipients, 139 (including the 3 of us) submitted lists of their top 10 emo albums of all time, as well as any honorable mentions they may have. A first place album was worth 10 points, a tenth place album worth 1 point. Honorable mentions were worth half a point. If an album had 5 or more nominations it received a bonus 5 points. To qualify, an album needed to be nominated at least twice. If a band already had an album on the list, the following albums were docked a few points in an attempt to get some more variety. In total we received 575 album nominations and let me just say, if the list gets you riled up you do NOT want to see some of the submissions that missed the cut. Once the submissions were closed off, I tallied everything up. Before you dive into the list though, please remember every list like this is bullshit. I worked hard on this and I hope it creates fun discourse and leads to everyone discovering (and rediscovering) cool music, but c’mon. None of this means anything. For starters, there is a 10 point gap between 200 and 101, meaning one extra person voting and picking any album in the back half as their favorite would jump that album into the top 100. That being said, there is a 100 point different between 100 and 10, and nearly 100 more between 10 and 1. I did my absolute best to get as many people from every wave and era but the list does have a heavy recency bias. Hey, it’s all about who shows up to vote, ya know? This last month felt like I was working on a big school project about democracy. I’m not sure I learned anything. Anyways, thank you to everyone who participated. Thank you to everyone who contributed additional words, thoughts and memories. Thank you to Amanda and Catherine for putting up with me and enabling my dumb ideas. Special thank you to Josh and Phil for making all of this much more aesthetically pleasing than I ever could. Thank you to Hunter for the inspiration and thank YOU for reading and checking it out. My hope is that this brings more joy than rage. There's enough real stuff to be mad about right now, music and art are meant to bring us joy. Even the sad shit. Enjoy! (i'm sorry). - Robb Laffoon, EKA

#1–10

The Hotelier — Home, Like Noplace is There
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The Hotelier

Home, Like Noplace is There

2014

Home is an album that is second to none in its emotional intensity and storytelling. What it has in catchiness and energy, it surpasses in its grim and heartfelt lyricism, devastating arrangement, and wistful melodies sung with raw and earnest delivery by songwriter Christian Holden. Home has a trend of finding people exactly when it needs to, and sticking with them even as they progress and change. The at times visceral and even desperate stories told through this record are both relatable yet terrifyingly omnipresent in the subculture of alternative art. Queerness, poverty, mental illness, codependency and suicide permeate so many experiences of young adulthood, especially in countercultural spaces like emo and punk. This album finds that specific perspective through a profound and deeply empathetic narrator. It is not patronizing, nor is it dismissive of the struggles it discusses. Rather, Home boldly gives amplification to both the narrator and the subject, allowing for the audience to attach to both sides of a story that is both intensely specific and hauntingly archetypal. Home has influenced hundreds of thousands of musicians worldwide and has brought a lot of fans closer to the more emotional, lyrical aspects of emo. Its influence and strength as a record will surely last for generations of future waves.

Taking Back Sunday — Tell All Your Friends
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Taking Back Sunday

Tell All Your Friends

2002

When asked about the conversational dual vocal style between Adam Lazzara and John Nolan on Taking Back Sunday’s debut album Tell All Your Friends, John once said that he and Adam were just both writing so many lyrics at the time that the natural inclination was just to have them both sing it all. That inclination came to them when they were barely out of their teens and still regularly playing Long Island VFW halls, and it became one of the defining traits of the mainstream emo boom. All of a sudden, emo was no longer about the noodly guitar patterns and yelpy shouting that it was about in the ‘90s. It was now about melodrama and overwrought poetry sung in a back-and-forth style that would leave friend groups assigning different roles to each other as they clutched their chests and screamed along for decades to come. There were of course other records pushing emo in this direction at the time, but Tell All Your Friends reinvented the form in a way that few others did. It’s as much a coming-of-age classic for millennials as John Hughes movies were for Gen Xers, and all you have to do is attend a millennial wedding to see the way that you never really grow out of Tell All Your Friends if it first found you when you needed it most. (Andrew Sacher, Emo Revival)

Jimmy Eat World — Clarity
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Jimmy Eat World

Clarity

1999

There’s an almost unexplainable aura surrounding Jimmy Eat World’s third album Clarity. For starters, it’s the beginning of Jim Adkins becoming the main vocalist for the band, it followed up the constant conflicts the band had with their major label Capitol during the Static Prevails era, and it’s also the one before The One. With a run time clocking in just over an hour, it’s the sound of the band beginning to stabilize out of that chaos into the band they want to be (and the band they will become), exploring and tinkering within their ever-evolving style of emo. With Capitol off their backs and a sense of Clarity potentially being their last record, Jimmy Eat World linked up with producer Mark Trombino again and got wild with it. Experimenting with different guitar tones, songs with two drum sets, bells, chimes, pianos, and more - it’s a sprawling emo epic that got lost at the orchestra. The album starts hot with the opening trio of “Table for Glasses,” “Lucky Denver Mint,” and “Your New Aesthetic,” but it’s the second half that really cements Clarity’s legacy - the pure audacity of closing an album with a run that includes “Just Watch The Fireworks, “For Me This Is Heaven,” and arguably the band’s most beloved track “Goodbye Sky Harbor” - lol man what the fuck? What was supposed to be the end of the band instead paved the way for them to sell millions of records and establish themselves as one of the best rock bands of the 21st century. With nothing left to lose, Jimmy Eat World created the perfect emo album - an immaculate balance of savory and sweet, perfect rock songs with just enough space to get weird with it. And for me, almost 30 years later, it is still heaven.

American Football — LP1
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American Football

LP1

1999

I mean, come on, we all knew this record was gonna be near the top. It really doesn’t matter when you got into emo music, how you got into emo music or who got you into emo music - American Football’s debut album was and is an album you’ll eventually get recommended, listen to, and most importantly become enamored with (there’s a midwest version of Natalie Portman somewhere telling some sad sack that this album will change their life). (I’m so sorry for the Garden State reference.) I can guarantee that if you’re reading this list there was a moment - however long it may have been - where American Football was your favorite album ever (and still probably is for many people). We know the lore, the influence, the return and everything in between and beyond - a record that was never meant to be toured on turned into something beyond what the trio of Mike Kinsella, Steve Holmes, and Steve Lamos could ever even fathom. So what more can even written about this album that hasn’t already been written? It’s a record that re-shaped what emo was and could be. “Never Meant” is not just regarded as one of the best album openers ever but also one of if not the defining song of the genre, while a track like “Summer Ends” can show up on best post-rock song lists as well. It’s an album that transcended and re-contextualized what the genre could be and still impacts it to this very day.

The Get Up Kids — Something To Write Home About
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The Get Up Kids

Something To Write Home About

1999

We idolized them so much that we dressed like them. The Get Up Kids were the coolest emo band there was. Seriously… I started wearing scarfs because of them. This record was a special one to all of us in the scene.

Braid — Frame and Canvas
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Braid

Frame and Canvas

1998

My most influential emo album checklist: [ ] Urbana Champaign Illinois formed [ ] Polyvinyl Records [ ] 1998 release year [ ] J Robbins produced This is Frame and Canvas by Braid. Bob Nana has one of the most recognizable voices of the scene, Chris Broach’s guitar plays off Nana’s perfectly, and Todd and Damon hold down the rhythm section. Killing a Camera belongs on ever “best of emo” playlist. This album has a range of punk songs, to pretty songs, to playing with rhythms. Chris and Bob trade off vocals in a way that makes you feel like you’re back in a concrete basement losing your hearing and filled with energy. This album perfectly encapsulates a band that burned brightly for a short time and then went on to form just as inspiring projects. If you don’t know this album, the bands you love were influenced by it and you don’t know it yet.

My Chemical Romance — Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge
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My Chemical Romance

Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge

2004

Before the pomp and circumstance of the Black Parade, two bloodied, star-crossed lovers adorned the cover of My Chemical Romance's sophomore album, Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge. The release of Three Cheers was the birth of another emo gateway drug to the scene, injected straight to the under-developed frontal lobes of an entire generation of millennial adolescents. Pairing lyrics wrought with grief, guilt, and loss with pop-punk melodies and raw, high-energy performance, Three Cheers skyrocketed MCR into the mainstream. One simply could not turn on FUSE in 2005 without the captivating, dramaturgic music videos for "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)," "The Ghost of You," or "Helena" passing across the screen; the marriage of Gerard Way's full-frontal-emo approach to performance and whiny vocals made it impossible not to watch at length. Audiences will debate whether Three Cheers deserves a spot in the top 10 greatest emo albums of all time over revered rock-opera The Black Parade. We will likely never find consensus across even the most devout of MCR fans. But on the whole, Three Cheers offers a grittiness, an edge, and relatable realness track-by-track in contrast to the polished regalia and complex lore of its successor. Adding to the nuance, Three Cheers was released at just the right time, directly influencing the kickoff of the inception of the mall-emo generation. If for no other reason, Three Cheers has earned a spot in the top 10 of the emo greats for imparting on us the gift of wisdom - it's okay to be not-oh-fucking-kay.

Saves The Day — Through Being Cool
8

Saves The Day

Through Being Cool

1999

Through Being Cool is one of those records whose influence is almost impossible to overstate. You can make a pretty convincing argument that modern pop-punk, the version many associate with the sound - for better or worse - starts here. Fall Out Boy doesn’t exist without this record. Its fingerprints are all over bands like Thursday and countless others that followed. It was catchy as hell, but it also pushed the language and emotional vocabulary of this kind of music somewhere new. I didn’t know you could write songs like this. And there was something else happening, too. Seeing these kids, who did not look much older than you, sitting on that iconic couch, making music like this … it had a psychological impact on a teenager that’s hard to put into words. It made the distance between you and the people making the records suddenly seem incredibly small. There was an undeniable pull to it. But Through Being Cool now sits where a lot of important records from this era unfortunately sit. All of that ridiculous good—the hooks, the lyrics, the influence, the feeling it gave you to play loud in your headphones on that walk down the high-school hallway—is also sitting alongside the allegations of misconduct against Chris Conley. There isn’t a neat way to reconcile those things, they sit together and we’re left to wrestle with their lasting impact. I guess part of the lesson is learning what it’s like to hold onto something that was important to you while reckoning with the fact that it can hurt to hold it now.

Sunny Day Real Estate — Diary
9

Sunny Day Real Estate

Diary

1994

Diary takes the #1 spot for me because it's upstream of so many classic albums and sounds. I've always felt it set a blueprint for loud quiet emo and also a lot of the guitar textures later bands would use that would eventually distinguish them from adjacent genres.

Origami Angel — Somewhere City
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Origami Angel

Somewhere City

2019

This album is as good as it gets in my opinion. It starts strong, it ends strong. There is no filler to be found, though for me there are certainly high points in Doctor Whomst, The Title Track and Skeleton Key. But The album stands as a testament to the fact that emo can have positive and optimistic undertones, span genres, and still rock. The guitar work on this album is mind blowing too.

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